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Friday, October 16, 2009

Wash Your Filthy, Diseased Hands… the Sexy Way!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 3:55 PM

Apparently yesterday was "Global Handwashing Day." I KNOW, RIGHT? I totally would've remembered to wash my hands if it weren't for that damn balloon boy. Anyway, I suppose it's never too late to begin washing one's hands… that is if I could remember how to do it. Luckily, here's a great video that turns the tedious, repetitive act of washing one's hands into a delightfully EROTIC dance. Soapy hand job anyone?

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