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Monday, October 19, 2009

Mercury / SEX Win Tickets to HUMP!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 2:33 PM

In case you didn't realize, THIS WEEKEND is the HUMP! amateur porn fest at Cinema 21, hosted by Dan Savage (Oct 23 & 24)! One show out of four is already sold out, and the others are selling fast, so chop-chop over to our HUMP Ticket Site and get yours pronto!
OR… if you really like to roll the dice, you can try to win one of the pairs of HUMP tickets we'll be giving away every day this week! Today's contest is already under way, so send me an email with "Hey Hump! Give Me Tickets to HUMP!" in the subject line. BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR NAME, AND WHICH SCREENING YOU'D LIKE TO ATTEND (Fri 7:30—this is an 18+ show— & 9:30, Sat 7:30 & 9:30). I'll choose one lucky winner at random at 5 pm, and put your name on the guest list (plus one) for the screening of your choice!
DON'T MISS HUMP: THE FUNNEST, MOST HILARIOUSLY PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR!

UPDATE! Congrats to APRIL for winning today's pair of HUMP! tickets. Tune in tomorrow for another shot!

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1
I am in one of the videos being shown, but I don't hump anything.
Posted by Marq on October 19, 2009 at 3:26 PM · Report
2
Do you get humped?
Posted by ROM on October 19, 2009 at 3:41 PM · Report
3
"One show out of four is already sold out"
bubbly water + Nose = pain.
Posted by NIG GER on October 19, 2009 at 3:49 PM · Report
4
Sadly I do not. The vid I am in is a Comedy short about two porn stars who are poisoned and will die if they go limp. No actual nudity or intercourse occurs. Just like in real life, I play a scientist.
Posted by Marq on October 19, 2009 at 3:54 PM · Report
5
Yay!
Posted by aprillorraine on October 19, 2009 at 6:30 PM · Report

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