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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Tech On Your Mark... Get Set! We're Riding on the Internet!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Oct 21, 2009 at 2:10 PM

Dear Kids of America:
YOU ARE STOOPID!
Look, I know that it's "cool" to read newspapers and all your friends are doing it. But facts are facts: By the time you get to college, there won't even BE newspapers! That's why you should pick up on this "internet" tip and fast. Besides… wait. What the fuck am I doing? There aren't even any kids reading this because they're too fucking stupid to learn how to surf the web! PARENTS AND ADULTS! Can you puh-leeze show the following video to the child in your household or windowless cargo van? Thanks.
Fucking kids.


 

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OMG! Blonde woman actually said, "cyber-net"!!! Too radical!
Posted by Graham on October 21, 2009 at 2:25 PM · Report
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Wait.... Something seems fishy here... why was there Barbarian Porn on the screen?
Posted by Graham on October 21, 2009 at 2:26 PM · Report
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Ever seen Tim & Eric's bit for "The Internette"?
Posted by Abusive on October 21, 2009 at 2:55 PM · Report
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"The Internet can take you to far off places to meet new people!"
Posted by TSW on October 22, 2009 at 8:43 AM · Report

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