I can't take credit for rounding these up—that would go to the fabulous Ashkan of the Day After—at least one of which has already joined the ranks of hilarity on Regretsy, but you need to know what's out there on Etsy. Shop carefully.
$135 DOLLARS????!!!! Oh yes, and there's more. Hit the break, and check MOD for some less sarcastic fall picks.
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