This Week in the Mercury
Monday, October 26, 2009
News Good Morning, News!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 26, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Glub! Glub!
Following a raid on Afghani drug traffickers, a helicopter goes down killing 14 including three DEA officials. The war on drugs continues.
Twin car bombings kill 160 in Iraq on Sunday, wounding 540. Twenty-four of the dead were children leaving a daycare center.
A Washington state amnesiac is found and identified in NYC.
FOX News anchor Gregg Jarrett can dish it out but can't take it when a Democrat stings him with a "fair and balanced" joke. BOO-FUCKING-HOO, Gregg!
A Norway smuggler is arrested after he's discovered carrying "14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos under his clothes." Wait… the one in his pants isn't a snake.
Yankees win, securing their spot against Philadelphia in Wednesday night's game one of the World Series.
Diddy Tweets from Brazil! "BRAZIL!!!!! Ass! Ass! Ass! Phat round beautiful ASSES!!!!! Everywhere! Its a ASS suniami!!!!!!!! I think I like it here!!! Lol." (Seriously. That's what he said.)
And finally, thanks to everyone who attended our sold-out screenings of the HUMP! amateur porn festival this weekend! It was tons of fun! Hope we can "hook" you again next year!
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