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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bush Isn't Motorvating His Way to PDX Yet...

Posted by Sean Breslin on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 2:20 PM

George Bush is cashing in on the popularity he enjoyed in his final months in office by headlining "Get Motivated!" seminars, which are kind of like pep rallies for businessfolk/indoor beach parties, complete with beach balls.

The Get Motivated! Web site doesn't list any upcoming seminars in the Pacific Northwest, but the woman who answered the phone at their Florida headquarters said to check the site frequently for new dates.

In case anyone has forgotten the inspirational words of G.W.B, here's a refresher:

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