I swear the following was not a submission for HUMP! (but it could've been). Behold the Shake Weight! If you've been looking for a way to build up those muscles that are desperately needed in today's competitive gay porn industry, then the Shake Weight is for you! (Actually, the only thing keeping this from being a perfect product is if it squirted Gatorade at the end of the workout.)
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