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Friday, October 30, 2009
Mercury Mercury/Doug Fir Halloween Party: WIN $500!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 30, 2009 at 2:35 PM
DON'T FORGET! Tomorrow night's "Best Little HORROR House in Portland" at the Doug Fir will not only be a goddamn blast, admission is FREE with a costume! (And if you decide to enter our Costume Stripping Contest—see below for details— you could win $500 CASH! Woot now!!) Just check out all the fun we'll be having!
Schedule of Events:
3 pm- 6 pm: Pumpkin Carving in the Doug Fir Bar!
6 pm: Doors open!
7 pm: Pumpkin Smashing Contest, hosted by Gallagher and Billy Corgan!* With prizes for best smash!
7:30 — 9 pm: Horrific skits from local comedy troupes including Hand 2 Mouth, Action/Adventure, tEEth, and the Mercury Thespian Society (see Alison's post for details)!
9:00 — 10 pm: Costume (Stripping) Contest! Celebrity judges! We choose the music, YOU STRIP. Winner takes home $500 cash money!
10:00 pm: Music from The Bugs and Red Fang!
Midnight: Sacrifice a goat!**
This one's gonna get ba-zonkers, folks! SO DON'T MISS IT!
*Not actually Gallagher or Billy Corgan
** Not actually a goat
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(actually this is a lie, I've got a gorgeous honey-baked-ham of my own)
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