I'll be at the "We Make The Media" conference all day. You can follow along on the hashtag #wmtm, and there's some pretty interesting discussion going on on there.
That's right, the Mercury would never illegally park our giant ass news van in the westbound bike lane of the Burnside bridge, forcing all cyclists dangerously into speeding car traffic so we can film the first holiday lighting of the Made in Oregon reindeer from a competitive angle. UNLIKE THE FOX 12 NEWS TEAM.

It's time for another installment of On the Road with Floating World, in which Floating World Comics proprietor Jason Leivian handpicks a few comics recommendations for musicians playing in town. Swing by Floating World (20 NW 5th) during the week of the show, name-drop this post, get 10% off recommended titles.
Here's Jason with tonight's recommendations!
Recommendations for Nitzer Ebb
playing w/Unter Null, Gentry; Berbati's Pan, 10 SW 3rd, tonight!, $18-20, 9 pmChronicles of Wormwood by Garth Ennis
So Garth Ennis already definitively killed God dead years ago in the pages of Preacher; this might be the equivalent of pissing all over that grave. Danny Wormwood is a cable televsion executive (think HBO) and he's also the Biblical antichrist. He best friend and drinking buddy is Jay, the second coming of Jesus Christ. They both get along because they both don't get alongwith their respective fathers. It's time to get the apocalypse started, the end times, but neither of these guys are interested in carrying out the plans of their fathers. If you loved Preacher, this is Ennis' return to that style of offensive religious satire.
The Spiritual Journey of Alejandro Jodorowsky
This is a memoir written by the filmmaker (and comics writer) about his experience with Master Takata and the group of wisewomen who influenced his spiritual growth. Any fans of his films and comics will enjoy the behind the scenes look at the man's life, especially if they are just familiar with his creative
output. In one story he discusses the cult of fans and followers that arose after making films like 'Holy Mountain'. They seemed to miss the point of individual responsibility and understanding, looking to
Jodorowsky as a guru or savior. He played the role of zen teacher when they came to him with their questions; replying with absurd koans that seemed to leave them satisfied in their half-understanding.
The Portland Police Association is running a no-confdence vote on the police chief and the police commissioner. We didn't get any notice of a PPA press conference, for some reason—seriously, guys, give notice to local media already—but here's what the Tribune has this afternoon:
Ballots for a vote of a no-confidence on Saltzman and Sizer will be mailed to all 922 members of the Portland Police Association on Saturday. Results will be released on Nov. 30 and association President Sgt. Scott Westerman predicts they will show the vast majority on the union members have lost confidence in Saltzman and Sizer.Westerman talked with reporters at the association’s headquarters after the union’s executive committee unanimously voted to authorize the election Friday morning. Westerman insisted that Humphreys was following bureau procedures when he fired a less-than-lethal beanbag round at the leg of a 12-year-old girl who was fighting with another officer during an arrest Nov. 14 on a Gresham MAX station platform. Westerman says the 1.4 ounce beanbag rounds can be used in any situation when a ballistic baton cannot be used to make a resisting suspect comply with orders.
Westerman would not say whether he expects Mayor Sam Adams to transfer the bureau from Saltzman or replace Sizer if the no-confidence vote goes against them.
Update, Saturday November 21, 6:47am
Officer Humphreys has filed for "stress-related disability," writes Maxine Bernstein at the Oregonian. There's a tradition of officers who are suspended under discipline doing this, she writes. Westerman from the police union says Humphreys' suspension would be "stressful for anyone."
Lydia Millet's new story collection, Love in Infant Monkeys, is one of my favorite books of the year. Each story is about the relationship between a celebrity and an animal, either directly or obliquely—an internal monologue from Madonna after she's shot and killed a pheasant; a melancholy profile of the professional dog-walker who cares for David Hasslehoff's dog; an account of Nicholas Tesla's romantic feelings for a pigeon. It's a weird, moving collection; I read it a few weeks ago when I was sick, and it made me cry, but I couldn't really breathe in the first place so the crying caused like a vacuum effect that sort of had me worried my eyeballs might get sucked into my skull. But they weren't. Anyway, it's absolutely worth picking up. Largehearted Boy just posted a Book Notes with Millet, where she pairs each story with a song:
"Chomsky, Rodents" is a fictionalized anecdote about a real-life episode when my husband ran into Noam Chomsky in a town dump on Cape Cod and Chomsky was trying to give away a gerbil cage. It's a lot about mothers too, women and men and parenting, so though I'm not much of a Sinead O' Connor fan in general I think I'd recommend "Emma's Song" to go with it.
The Chomsky story is particularly good.

What're you seeing this weekend? HERE ARE YOUR OPTIONS:
The Twilight Saga: New Moon: I suspect that whoever came up with the title for this is also the person who came up with the name Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire. They should not be allowed to title things.
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Saphire: Mo'nique's latest fun-filled comedy!
Black Dynamite: It's no Pootie Tang.
The Yes Men Fix the World: Jackass for the NPR set!
The Blind Side: In which Sandra Bulluck takes some time off from making crappy romantic comedies to solve that pesky race problem.
Planet 51: By my count, this is the third film that has united the Rock and Seann William Scott. You're probably better off renting one of the other two. Just saying.
Also, it's a surprisingly strong week in terms of older films playing at different spots around town, usually for cheap or for free:
• The always-beautiful Magnolia is at the Press Club (2621 SE Clinton) on Sunday at 8 (free).
• Wong Kar-Wai's In the Mood for Love (also beautiful!) is at the Fifth Avenue Cinema (510 SW Hall) this weekend.
• Best in Show and This is Spinal Tap make for a Christopher Guest-tastic double feature at Boxxes (1035 SW Stark) on Monday (Show at 8:30, Spinal Tap at 10:30, free).
• Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan used to be, indisputably, the best Star Trek movie ever—until J.J. Abrams' Star Trek came along, making that whole nerd debate infinitely more complicated and annoying. Anyway, Khan is at Pix Patisserie (3901 N Williams) on Monday at 8:30 (free).
• Michael Mann's Heat, which is probably one of my top-ten favorites, is at the Laurelhurst through Wednesday.
More, as always, in our Film Shorts and Movie Times.
So I've been thinking about online dating lately (for my specific thoughts on the matter, go here), and one of my friends tipped me off to an interesting article about what you should and shouldn't write in a first message to a potential ugly-bumper, according to statistics from the OKCupid blog. Using slang like ur will not get you booty. Calling someone sexy is a big no-no. If you're a vegetarian zombie, however, you're in luck, my friend! (But what does that mean, exactly? You don't eat brains? Then what do you eat?) Of particular interest is the finding that starting your message with "hi," "hey," or "hello" is less likely to get you a response than something like "howdy" (which, I guess, makes sense; someone who says "howdy" is more likely to be a cowboy, and who doesn't want to date a cowboy?).

Also, if you're a dude, you should apologize for being so awkward. And if you're into God, well, you can pretty much forget it.
So why don't you put this helpful info to use and hop on over to the Mercury Lovelab? I feel fairly confident saying that there are vegetarian zombies galore on that thing.
City Commissioner Nick Fish broke ground on the new Resource Access Center for the homeless after a 90-minute backslapping ceremony this morning. Say what you like about politicians not being able to deliver, but the guy deserves credit on this achievement. It really is remarkable.

Fish inherited the Resource Access Center project from former City Commissioner Erik Sten, when Sten left town midway through his term in early 2008. Sten told the Mercury in 2007 that the center would be open by now, so the groundbreaking is two years late, but to give Fish credit, he had to settle an unforeseen lawsuit, in the mean time.
The new shelter will have a shelter for 90 people "whose prior address was the cold and mean streets of the city," said Fish. There will also be supported housing and services for 130 more. It will also provide 125 jobs, and make a difference to "our triple bottom line," Fish said—saving public resources (research shows it's cheaper for governments to house people), saving natural resources (it's going to be Leed Platinum, dahhling), and "literally, saving lives."

Fish thanked an inordinate number of people this morning, from Housing Authority of Portland project manager Mike Andrews to Transition Projects Inc. director Doreen Binder—TPI will run the center, and Binder "is a treasure in our community," Fish said—to the lady from Wells Fargo who cut the check. But of course, the best politicians know how to give others credit for their own achievements, and it was left to some bloke in the background to finally credit Fish for the success:
"This is one of the toughest projects that has ever been attempted in my however long I've been doing this," said Mayor Sam Adams. "The person who brought this project home was newly elected, he was new to the job, he came in to budget cuts, and not only had some very difficult bureaus to manage, but an unrelated lawsuit that mangled up and delayed this project."

The ceremony was attended by many of the city's luminaries, including City Commissioner Amanda Fritz, Central Precinct Commander Mike Reese, District Attorney Mike Schrunk, County Chair Ted Wheeler, as well as plenty of folks who will actually be using the services when the center opens in 18 months. It took place in a marquee—"I'm sure we'll get criticized for spending money on the tent," Fish said, and there was even a fake pile of ground to be broken for the picture.
The $46.8million project is receiving $34million in Tax Increment Financing from the Portland Development Commission. Two percent of the $46.8million will be spent on art—to be commissioned by Eloise Damrosch, executive director of the Regional Arts and Culture Council.
"This is our day," Fish concluded. "This is our time. And people throughout Portland are counting on us to seize this moment."
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At a Metro Council meeting on Tuesday November 2nd, Councilor Robert Liberty introduced a little amendment to the group's regional transportation plan that could actually turn out to be a bombshell.
The amendment "Sunset the Columbia River Crossing Project by September 1, 2011" (pdf) proposes that the Metro Council's 2008 vote supporting the $2.6-$3.6 billion bridge project expire in 2011 if the project has not secured local, state and federal funds. Metro's straw poll vote on the amendment at the meeting showed overwhelming support for the idea: six thumbs up and Rex Burkholder's thumb sideways.

The notes from the meeting are revealing:
(1) What was the purpose of the amendment; to kill the project by subterfuge or to force a realistic assessment of the prospects for funding the project and the tradeoffs it would require to not advance other projects? For most of the Councilors the answer was the latter....
(3) What would be the legal impact of the amendment, near term? Might the amendment have an unintended consequence? Staff could give no clear answer to that question. Staff did note that there was a precedent for removing a major highway project from the [Regional Transportation Plan] after it had been approved, the Mt. Hood Freeway.
(4) What would be the political impact of the amendment? Would it compromise the agency or region’s ability to secure Federal funding for the project? Different Councilors had different perspectives on this issue.
(5) Why was this amendment appropriate now coming 14 months after the project had been endorsed by the Metro Council? The subsequent events that some Councilors found persuasive in this regard were the failure of the Oregon Legislature to identify funding for the project, despite earmarks for other large highway projects; critical statements made by Congressman DeFazio and Baird and the recent mayoral election in Vancouver.
After listening to the CRC staff pitch their slimmed-down 10-lane bridge to state legislators yesterday, Environment Oregon's Brock Howell noted that having Metro's support for the bridge project sunset in 2011 would effectively kill the project. Howell says the funding timelines for the bridge looking grim. Here's why: to get a lot of the federal funding on board, the CRC needs to have its light rail funds secured. But funding for light rail will come from a Vanouver area sales tax, which Vancouverites will vote on in 2011 at the earliest, though the vote could be pushed to 2013 or 2014.
If the project doesn't have the light rail funding in the bag by 2011, it can't get the federal funds in the bag by 2011 and the expiration of Metro's support would send the project back to the drawing board.
The Council decided to table the amendment for now, but will bring it up at the CRC bigwig's Project Sponsor's Council meeting in two weeks.
... only postcards. KATU has an upsetting little report about a new cost-cutting policy at Marion County jail that will ban letters not relating to legal matters from coming into the jail, making friends and families of inmates write only postcards instead.
Now I understand that times are tough and jail officials estimate the change to postcards-only could save the system $30,000 a year in time spent opening mail looking for contraband. But I think the humanity and compassion of letting inmates communicate at length with their friends and families on the outside is worth at least 30 grand. Are inmates' spouses supposed to condense all of their thoughts onto a tiny postcard? How are they going to send photos of kids and grandkids? All communication will now take place on "standardized pre-stamped 3.5-by-8.5-inch postcards featuring a photo of the jail."
Hell, even the Geneva Conventions spells out the importance of prisoners of war being able to receive mail. And some of the people affected by the policy in Marion County jail are just awaiting trial, they haven't been convicted yet.
From the article:
"We think that it is a bad policy if it is going to limit the way the inmates are going to be able to communicate with their families in a meaningful way," said Jann Carson, associate director of the ACLU of Oregon.Carson was not familiar with the Marion County jail's plans but spoke generally of the importance of communication between inmates and family.
"One of the best ways that we make ex-convicts reintegrate is keeping those ties to families while they are incarcerated," Carson said. "If this policy is going to make that more difficult, that is troubling."
Timothy Jones, 47, is serving a sentence in the jail for a probation violation.
"I don't know what you can say on a 3-by-8," Jones said. "Some of us got kids and other things that we need to discuss with our families." ... As an inmate, Jones doesn't know that he has the resources to fight back. When asked if the policy is fair, Jones seemed indifferent.
"I'm incarcerated; what is fair?" he said. "I think it is more unfair to our families."
I hope the ACLU fights this one.
Via Mike Russell. You're welcome.
The Canadian comedy troupe Broken Lizard is performing at the Aladdin tomorrow night, and we've got 5 pairs of tickets to give away. Broken Lizard are most notably responsible for the 2002 stoner-cop comedy Super Troopers, which, I don't care what Mercury Film Editor Erik Henriksen says, is funny.
Email me with "Shenanigans" in the subject line by 3 pm today for a pistol-whipping chance to win a pair of tickets.
Thanks to everyone who has donated to the Blogtown Flash Food Drive so far by dropping non-perishable food items by our offices at 605 NE 21st, ste 200!
This is what the booty looks like so far:

I would love to double this amount as we head into the weekend. To help that happen, I'm offering a special perk to the first person to drop-off a grocery bag of food today: Not only will you be entered in the drawing for the two awesome cookbooks, and receive a receipt to exchange for a free sake shot at Tanuki, but you'll also receive these very special collectible Fantastic Mr. Fox promotional recipe cards that include a recipe for Turkey Stuffed with Chestnuts and Prunes!

How awesome is that?
Remember that if you can't get in to the Merc today to drop off food, the fine folks at Tanuki [413 NW 21st] have kindly offered to be our after-hours drop-off point. The free sake shot for food donation will remain in play until Saturday night.
And now... an adorable video of a boy seeing a lobster for the first time. WOW!
Look, I don't care if you're a fan of WrestleMania or not—you WILL be a fan of this awesome and incredibly catchy synth-pop tribute to Hulk Hogan. (And be sure to stick around for the surprise ending! P.S. No, I don't understand it either.)
Hat tips to Radio Exile!
The newly male Chaz Bono makes his debut on Good Morning America...
It’s been rare lately that I’ve had the experience of feeling truly entranced when watching someone cook. I think it may have something to do with the interminable flash and noise of all those fucking reality cooking shows.
But this morning, when I watched Catherine Schon of Sassafras Catering make pie crust by hand in a video produced by Cooking Up a Story, I felt like a kid watching a magic trick. She turns the dry ingredients into a pie crust with such ease and speed it’s completely mystifying. The difference, of course, between Schon and a magician is that she’s actually telling you how the trick is done while she’s performing it, which makes the whole thing that much more magical.
Pie crust is one of those things where people either say it’s the hardest thing to do, or that it’s really simple. Whichever camp you're in, Schon presents some tips that will likely ease the pie-making process no matter who you are:
Oprah Out: The star of Bee Movie and The Princess and the Frog is quitting her talk show to focus more on her own cable network.
Jobs Jobs... Jobs? Watchdog group points out stimulus jobs were claimed in congressional districts that don't exist, among other embarrassing errors.
Catholics vs. Obama: Catholic bishops are none too happy with Mr. President for his pro-choice stance on the healthcare bill. A national day of action against the anti-abortion Stupak amendment is on December 2nd.
Cannabis College: Detroit opens school for aspiring medical marijuana horticulturalists.
Dirty Government: Washington DC has the highest STD rate in the country.
Secret Prisons: Are there secret CIA black sites in Lithuania?
King of the Underworld! Michael Jackson makes a miraculous appearance in someone's ultrasound:

Abstinence Porn: Twilight's New Moon opened last night, allowing ecstatic crowds to squeal and Newsweek to run probably the worst lead sentence in the history of writing: "Like vampires, culture wars never die, but like werewolves, they sometimes change shape."
Purse Snatchers: Police bust West Linn designer purse rip-off ring.
WOOOLLLVES!: Video shows wolves are back in Eastern Oregon.
Police Commissioner Dan Saltzman has overruled Police Chief Rosie Sizer and ordered the suspension of Portland Police Officer Christopher Humphreys, after he shot a 12-year-old girl in the leg with a "less-lethal" beanbag round on Saturday night.
The action has outraged the Portland Police Association, whose president, Scott Westerman, stood in front of 37 fellow cops outside the Justice Center on SW 2nd, to protest against Saltzman for "trying to be the police chief."
"When the Police Association first heard about this, the idea was to remove Officer Humphreys from the street, but Saltzman overrode that," Westerman told the media this afternoon. "With no police experience, he overrode a 25-year bureau veteran and ordered the suspension of Officer Humphreys."

Saltzman has declined comment on the move, personally, instead, leaving Police Chief Rosie Sizer to read from a written statement on the 15th floor of the police bureau this afternoon. Sizer also released video of the incident to reporters.
"After reviewing the video," she said, "I am troubled by it. Officer Humphreys has been placed on administrative leave and I have directed the Internal Affairs Division to conduct an immediate and full investigation into whether the use of force was justified under the totality of circumstances and whether the application of the beanbag at close range was consistent with the bureau's training." Full details on this story, including video of the incident, after the jump.
Hey gobblers! Don't forget that your entry for our "WORST THANKSGIVING EVER!" essay contest is due no later than NOON TOMORROW!

Here are the deets!
Your story could include, but is not limited to…
• Family fistfights!
• Unsavory romantic interludes!
• Embarrassing announcements!
• Drunken debauchery!
• Gluttonous explosions!
• Near-death experiences!
• House fires and/or skin burns!
• Or… you know… whatever!
The most readable essays will be printed in the Mercury’s “Worst Thanksgiving EVER!” issue on Nov 26, with the best entry receiving $200!
Send your entries via email to me, with “Worst Thanksgiving Ever Essay Contest” in the subject line, and be sure to include your name and daytime phone number. ALL ENTRIES SHOULD BE 500 WORDS OR LESS, AND ARE DUE NO LATER THAN NOON, FRIDAY NOVEMBER 20! (That's tomorrow, yo.)


Ruling the Thanksgiving table with a well-prepared side-dish. That’s what the holiday is all about. And, sure, “thankfulness.” But everybody is thankful when the slop brought to the feast is delicious.
While putting this week's food feature together, there were a few recipes I was unable to include. The first comes from Chef Robert Reynolds, who learned the dish from Madeleine Kamman. When he described it to me over the phone, I was very intrigued. It’s a tricky, playful, two-part dish that combines potatoes wrapped in chard leaves with sautéed pairs. The pears are nestled together with the wrapped potatoes and cause a bit of surprise when guests mistake the pear for the potato and vice versa.
POTATO PACKETS WITH SAUTEED PEARS8 swiss chard leaves
Lemon juice
6 tbsp flour
2 onions finely chopped
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
4 baked potatoes, hot from the oven
Salt, pepper
1 clove garlic, minced
Grated nutmeg
4 ounces fresh goat cheese2 Bartlett pears, under ripe
flour for dusting
2 tablespoons unsalted butter for sauteing
2 tablespoons honey
pinch of quatre epices (mixture of peppercorn, nutmeg, clove, ginger)
1/3 cup golden raisinsBlanch the leaves quickly. Refresh under cold water and set aside. Add lemon juice to the same water and blanch the chard ribs. Remove and set aside.
Sauté onions in 2 tablespoons butter till soft, then add chard stems. Remove pulp from baked potatoes. Rice potatoes over onions. Add a bit of butter, salt and pepper. Add garlic, nutmeg and finally cheese; mix well. Stuff egg sized lumps of potato into chard leaves, and wrap into a small packet. Dust pears with flour, and sauté in butter till golden. Present potato packets with sautéed pears, finish with quatre epices, honey, and raisins. Serve hot.
Police Chief Rosie Sizer plans to announce something about Police Officer Chris Humphreys—the cop in the Chasse case—at 4pm at the justice center.
Rumor is that Humphreys was involved in another controversial use of force incident over the weekend, and that a suspension may be looming. We'll have details from the scene.
The Police Union is already up in arms, and plans a press conference immediately following Sizer's, at 4:15.

You can read more about Humphreys in this story from earlier this year.
UPDATE 3:38 PM: Sizer has place Officer Humphreys on administrative leave pending an investigation into his alleged use of a beanbag gun on a 12-year-old girl over the past weekend. Details to follow.
Why did I drive all the way to Salem this afternoon just to attend one meeting entitled “Informational hearing on the status of the Columbia River Crossing”? Because I’m interested in how backers of the big bridge are pitching the project to state legislators.
Last spring, legislators were highly skeptical of funding the then-$4.2 billion project. The transportation committee nixed $30 million in Columbia River Crossing (CRC) planning funds from the state budget. After coming under fire from local, state and national politicians over the project’s cost and environmental impact, the CRC staff this month announced a simpler plan: the slimmed-down project proposes a 10 lane rather than 12 lane bridge and makes other cuts that reduce the project budget by $650 million.
So now the bridge is back. Today’s hearing on the CRC was not open to public testimony, which means only invited speakers testified about where the project is at. All of those invited speakers were supporters of the project, namely Washington State Department of Transportation Secretary Paula Hammond, Oregon Department of Transportation’s Matt Garrett and Richard Branman and NE Portland Representative Tina Kotek.
And what’s the sales pitch? Same as it ever was: jobs.
“The question I get asked when we talk about this is, ‘When are we going to start building?’ Kotek told the transportation committee, describing the project as a “win-sin situation” that would create 20,000 jobs in the region.
Garrett and Branman stressed that the current congested bridge disadvantages Oregon business and keeps new business from locating here. “Here is a project, where if we make the investment, brings up to 20,000 jobs,” said Garrett. “It will be a gift that keeps on giving."
On my way out of the meeting, a union representative snagged me and hit home the same message. "Do you know what the unemployment rate is right now in construction? Thirty-five percent!" said Joe Esmonde of IBEW 48, adding that they also supported the Oregon League of Conversation Voters. "We're not redneck sons of bitches, you know."
Members of the committee were wary of looking critical of the controversial project. When asking basic questions about the refined project, Representatives Bentz, Berger and Kahl prefaced their remarks with, “I’m a supporter of the project…” Representative Mike Schaufler went further, launching into a fiery oration about the need to break ground on the $2.6-3.6 billion project ASAP. “It is criminal to delay, obstruct, deny and prohibit this project from going forward. Every day we wait is one more day that workers aren’t out there working,” said Schaufler. “I’m done. I don’t need another public meeting”
Representative Kahl, who has been an outspoken critic of the bridge project in the last year, seemed swayed by the $650 million in cuts. “I’m becoming increasingly satisfied with the design of the bridge,” said Kahl, noting that he is still concerned about the lack of solid support for light rail in Vancouver or any discussion of land use policy in the discussion about a bridge that critics say will lead to sprawl.
In critics’ opinions, pitching an obscenely-high, impossible-to-fund budget and then reducing it to a slightly-less obscene figure does not represent progress. “My overall first impression take is it’s pretty similar to the original project, essentially repackaging the same thing. It’s still a megabridge,” says Mara Gross of Coalition for a Livable Future, one of five groups that called for the project to pay for a $4 million independent analysis of what to do about the corridor rather than rolling forward with the state highway departments’ plan.
Environment Oregon’s Brock Howell listened in to the meeting and pointed to the $72 million the project has so far spent on planning and outreach. “WSDOT and ODOT have done a fantastic job of organizing this, they clearly have a lot more financial resources than the public interest,” says Howell.

2010 Gubernatorial candidate Bill Bradbury had a fundraiser with Al Gore at the Left Bank Building on NW Broadway earlier this afternoon.

But I lost my nerve. Instead, I asked Bradbury was whether he felt rumors of bad blood between Gore and his opponent, John Kitzhaber, may have had more to do with Gore's endorsement in next year's primary than anything else. "I'm aware that there was some bad blood between Gore and Kitzhaber," said Bradbury. "But Al Gore doesn't normally make endorsements in Democratic primaries. I don't think it's a case of "gotcha back, Kitz," as much as people might like to think it is."

So I asked for a couple of priorities on global warming, should Bradbury win election as Governor. He said "we need to stop being 40 percent reliant on coal," saying we need to close PGE's Boardman coal plant, which Sarah Mirk has done extensive reporting on, for example, in this piece on "Oregon's Filthy Secret."
Trouble is, closing Boardman isn't up to the Governor. It's up to the three-person public utilities commission. How would Bradbury influence that? "Well, you make the appointments, don't you," he said. "It's something that the Governor's voice needs to be very strong about."
Another priority for Bradbury's green agenda? "In California, the energy commission just adopted a rule on energy consumption for these 42 inch flat-panel HDTVs," he said. "They use two to three times the electricity of an old-fashioned tube television, and in California they just made a new rule that says we need to reduce their energy consumption by 50% by 2013." "There's a company called Viseo that produces flat screen TVs that already meet that standard," Bradbury continued. "It's not true that it can't be done, it's just that Sony and Panasonic have chosen not to meet the standard. So I think we should follow California's lead there, just as we have on tighter pollution standards."
Those sound like concrete enough proposals to me. It will be interesting to see if the Kitzhaber campaign chooses to make climate change a key campaign point, now, or whether they're just willing to concede it to Bradbury and focus on jobs.
Okay, I stole this from Slog, and it's a couple days old. But in case you missed it, here's a YouTube that will make you temporarily optimistic about the future of humanity. (And then you will watch this video, and all hope will evaporate.)
I want his T-shirt.
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