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Monday, November 2, 2009

Music Auditioning for Demolisher? SAVE YOUR BREATH, LOSERS!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 1:48 PM

I know a few of you out there (okay, including me) had our hearts set on auditioning for, and becoming the lead singer of the death metal group Demolisher. Unfortunately, a front runner has emerged that makes our auditions look as empty as the holes in his ears. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Senor Bivens. (Umm... don't just stand there! Bow before the next lead singer for Demolisher, a-holes!!)

Earhole tips to Videogum!

 

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"Cooooooooooooooooookies! I love cooooooooooooooooooooooookies! Cooooooooooooooooooooookies!
Posted by jake on November 2, 2009 at 8:51 PM · Report
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Have I ever told you I hate death metal? I hate death metal. That is all.
Posted by Matthew D on November 2, 2009 at 11:46 PM · Report

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