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Monday, November 2, 2009

I Just Finished All My Holiday Shopping!

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 12:59 PM

And it's not even Thanksgiving yet! Thank you "Dianetics and Scientology Holiday Catalog"! In addition to stress test machines in a variety of attractive colors and texts defining "the marriage relationship, not in the language of 'till death do us part' but 'beings' and 'postulates'" (perfect for the parents!) the catalog contains some choice L. Ron Hubbard quotes to put on my cheery New Year's cards. For example: "We are the hope of Man—the only hope."

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via Gawker

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