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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

"English Is The Language Of These United States"

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 5:37 PM

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UGLY.

Posted by scrappers on November 3, 2009 at 5:38 PM | Report this comment

lang-gweej?

Posted by truthypup on November 3, 2009 at 5:43 PM | Report this comment

In-gleesh?

Posted by rich bachelor on November 3, 2009 at 5:49 PM | Report this comment

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Posted by Kyle! on November 3, 2009 at 6:31 PM | Report this comment

Q: What is the official language of the the United States of America?
A: none. The U.S. as a nation has never declared an official language

she makes me sick. She misses the beauty of having no official language. Although she is in good company. John Adams wanted to make English the official language, but the Continental Congress never moved fwd on his resolution.

Posted by McAngryPants on November 3, 2009 at 7:28 PM | Report this comment

Um, if your family members being in the military is what you think makes you right, then how about this: I was in the military and I think you are wrong.

Go learn Chinese, they will be your boss before 2020 anyways.

Posted by Jebus on November 3, 2009 at 11:53 PM | Report this comment

Wait, you mean we don't speak American here? If England is a foreign country, how come English isn't a foreign language?

You know, those Limey bastards burned down the capital in 1812 and that sounds an awful lot like terrorism to me. I say we ban English as a terrorist language.

Let's invent a new language called 'merican. We won't have to annunciate any of our vowels.

Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on November 4, 2009 at 8:31 AM | Report this comment

I have only one question. Why are people who can't read and write English allowed to have drivers' licenses in America?

Posted by ujfoyt on November 4, 2009 at 9:30 AM | Report this comment

Hmm, making the case for English as the official language whilst singing in Redneck?

@ujfoyt - Because you don't need to read or write English to drive. And you shouldn't write English while driving anyway.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 4, 2009 at 9:52 AM | Report this comment

SBK: How can you find your way around if you can't read street signs, or maps, or the driving regulations. If I were to move, lets say, to Russia, I would have a very hard time with directions. As a matter of fact, just go to any Canadian city where road signs are written in French-Canadian. I have done that, and the only way I could find my way around was because I knew that Nord was North and Sud was South.

Posted by ujfoyt on November 4, 2009 at 7:35 PM | Report this comment

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