Is the following video NSFW? Well... it was on TV. Okay, fine, it was on TV in BELGIUM. And I'm pretty sure they don't give a fuck whether something is NSFW or not. They also don't seem to care that I will never look at my penis again without seeing this guy and hearing his stupid squeaky voice. THANKS A CRAP LOAD, BELGIUM!
BTW, my penis doesn't sound like that. It sounds like this.
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