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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Oh. So That's How You Have a Threesome... with Hilary Duff.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 10:12 AM

Since people with the last name Humphrey rarely if ever are invited into "threesomes," I was pleased when Dan Humphrey got super-duper lucky on last night's episode of Gossip Girl—BUT YO! IT GETS BETTER! Because not only does Dan get to she-bang that hot piece of brunette tail, HILARY DUFF jumps into the fray and gives her a tippity-tap as well! Now that's what I call some Lezzie McGuire! AM I RIGHT?? (What do you mean "I'm disgusting"? Hilary Duff played Lizzie McGuire, and… oh, forget it. You're the stuck up one, not me. Soooooooo… do you want to have a threesome or not?)


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