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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Film Clash of the Titans Trailer: THROW UP YOUR DEVIL HORNS, PEOPLE!

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 5:09 PM

Maybe I'm still riding my "inane spectacle" high from 2012, but, um, SHIT YES. Fuckin' A. HD here.

P.S. "Titans will clash" is officially the laziest tagline ever.
P.P.S. If they were insistent on using "titan" in the tagline, they could have at least used "Well, at least it'll be better than Titan A.E."
P.P.P.S. Or they could have just said "Liam Neeson is Zeus. THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU NEED."
P.P.P.S. Okay, fine, I kind of liked Titan A.E.

 

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I liked Titan A.E. too. Although that was responsible for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duE_pFsWWaA…

Maybe there's a "Movies with Titan in the Title = Douchey Soundrack" law or something.
Posted by atomic on November 12, 2009 at 5:21 PM · Report
2
I'm hoping "The Sound of Music: The Revenge of the Von Trapps" is next. And Liesl totally decapitates Rolf with a battle-axe
Posted by drew.gemmer on November 13, 2009 at 12:25 AM · Report
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Where's Bubo? If this movie has no mechanical golden owl. I'm staying the fuck home!
Posted by Beer Batter on November 13, 2009 at 10:52 AM · Report
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I am with Beer Batter on this one. Just imagine what todays special effects could do with a mechanical owl! Give a hoot!
Posted by Marq on November 13, 2009 at 10:58 AM · Report
5
Wait. The owl was the only reason I was excited about this.
Posted by kiala on November 13, 2009 at 3:20 PM · Report
6
After careful consideration I've determined you have horrible taste in movies.
Posted by Andy Mesa on November 13, 2009 at 3:59 PM · Report
7
Word. Needs more Robo Owl.
Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on November 13, 2009 at 9:13 PM · Report

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