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Monday, November 16, 2009

The Rain Makes it... You Know... "Grow"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 12:20 PM

We're in for another rainy week, you guys! But that's okay, because God made the rain so that the flowers, erections, and plants can grow and... what? Wait... did I say "erections"? Of course I didn't! That would be... c'mon, that would be gross, man. "Erections growing in the rain." Pssshht! I mean... sure, I love the feeling of a fresh spring rain running down my frenulum... who doesn't? But "rain" causing "erections" to "grow"? That's impossible.

Right?

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