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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Drugs And Now, Philip Michael Thomas for "Angel Dust"

Posted by Philip Michael Thomas on Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 3:37 PM

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Hey everybody. I'm Phillip Michael Thomas, better known as TV's "Tubbs" from Miami Vice. Before I hit it big on television's most popular show, I took a shit-ton of angel dust, or "wack" as it's called on the street. And I have to tell you, folks... I highly recommend it. I used to style my hair with a regular brush—that is until I discovered wack. Now I brush my head with a live alligator. I previously used a tennis racquet for playing tennis—until I learned you could use it to hide your wack. Going to the grocery used to be a boring, tedious chore—but wack showed me that rats live on oranges, tarantulas are overrunning my body, and everybody in the world is actually a zombie. I didn't know that. Now I know better. And it's all thanks to wack. So try some wack today, you jive talking turkey.
I'm Philip Michael Thomas. Thanks for listening.

 

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Damn, I thought this post was going to be for a wack give-away contest.
Posted by ROM on November 17, 2009 at 3:52 PM · Report
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Totally untrue. I represent Philip Michael Thomas, correct spelling of his name. My client is committed to the promotion and restoration of health. I have placed a call to the publisher regarding this pathetic attempt at humor. This is posted by a mentally deficient author that should devote time to constructive efforts, if even intellectually or emotionally capable of doing so.
Posted by Kaye M. Porter on December 11, 2009 at 9:56 AM · Report

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