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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Mercury Overheard in the Mercury Offices.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Nov 18, 2009 at 1:35 PM

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"If I got divorced and lost my job, then I would get back into Magic: The Gathering. I would also probably gain about 250 pounds."

—Mercury Food Editor Patrick Alan Coleman

 

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1
If PAC gets divorced, I'm shaving and getting a haircut. Then I'm going to start hitting on Kitty.
Posted by Graham on November 18, 2009 at 2:08 PM · Report
2
If PAC loses his job, can I have it?
Posted by Joneser on November 18, 2009 at 2:11 PM · Report
3
I enjoy that we're splitting up the spoils of PAC.
Posted by Graham on November 18, 2009 at 2:54 PM · Report
4
Pretty shrewd that neither of you mentioned the wellies, but your true ambitions are going to come out eventually.
Posted by atomic on November 18, 2009 at 3:06 PM · Report
5
Can I do liposuction on PAC? I think his fat would make some impressive soaps.
Posted by Matthew D on November 18, 2009 at 3:46 PM · Report
6
I hear that certain super-rare packs in the most recent set have original, real Black Lotuses and Moxes and stuff.
Posted by tk. on November 18, 2009 at 4:06 PM · Report
7
@tk.: I really doubt that. That stuff isn't even tournament legal anyways.

Wait... did I just admit to knowing details about M:TG?
Posted by Graham on November 18, 2009 at 4:16 PM · Report
8
No, seriously, check this out: http://www.mananation.com/judges-list-conf… or use some google-fu on "zendikar black lotus".
Posted by tk. on November 18, 2009 at 4:19 PM · Report
9
I don't stand a chance.
Posted by Jeff Tweedy on November 18, 2009 at 4:24 PM · Report
10
I have enjoyed the trajectory of this comments thread from start to finish.
Posted by Dave Bow on November 18, 2009 at 10:55 PM · Report

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