Every time—every time—I just try to wash my damn face, what happens? The goddamn water just rolls down my arms and gets my sleeves wet. I HATE IT. Thanks for nothing, tiny sink! And don't even get me STARTED on washing the car. Or the dishes??? The goddamn DISHES?? AAARRRGH! It just chaps my f@#$%^&* hide. It really f*&^%$#@ does.
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