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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Drunk Man, I F@#$%^&* HATE IT When I Get My F*&^%$#@ Sleeves Wet!!

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 10:42 AM

Every time—every time—I just try to wash my damn face, what happens? The goddamn water just rolls down my arms and gets my sleeves wet. I HATE IT. Thanks for nothing, tiny sink! And don't even get me STARTED on washing the car. Or the dishes??? The goddamn DISHES?? AAARRRGH! It just chaps my f@#$%^&* hide. It really f*&^%$#@ does.

 

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Wow!! I had no idea this was such a big problem.
Posted by ujfoyt on November 19, 2009 at 12:06 PM · Report
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That man in the green shirt toward the end has a woman's hair style. I suppose that's OK, but it does distract from the sales pitch.

Maybe he could invent something that keeps his hair looking man-ish?
Posted by danceswithanxiety on November 19, 2009 at 9:03 PM · Report
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I haven't had this problem since, I don't know, I was 6 and I could barely reach the sink. Since then, the water that runs down my arms tends to actually run down them, and almost never up my arms to my sleeves.

Not that it is a bad idea. Somewhere there must be a midget supply store and they should stock these.
Posted by Matthew D on November 19, 2009 at 9:07 PM · Report

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