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Friday, November 20, 2009

Mercury News Team: We Would Never Block the Bike Lane With Our Giant Ass News Van

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 6:06 PM

That's right, the Mercury would never illegally park our giant ass news van in the westbound bike lane of the Burnside bridge, forcing all cyclists dangerously into speeding car traffic so we can film the first holiday lighting of the Made in Oregon reindeer from a competitive angle. UNLIKE THE FOX 12 NEWS TEAM.

Fuck that.
  • Fuck that.

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