BILL SIZEMORE RUNS FOR GOVERNOR!!! No, really.
34,000 MORE TROOPS FOR AFGHANISTAN!!! Rumored to be announced this morning.
US ECONOMY EXPANDING!!! Now is the time for you to whack as much money as you possibly can into an IRA. Yes, that is financial advice. So, sue me.
PALIN UNINFORMED!!! Sorry, I know, this is good morning "news."
CARLA BRUNI TO STAR IN WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE!!! I'm trying to think of an appropriate title. Failing.
PAULA DEEN "DOING OK" AFTER BEING WHACKED BY FLYING HAM!!! It's got it all, this story.
CHINA EXECUTES TWO!!! For their role in a "tainted milk" scandal that killed six babies. The way the AP is reporting it, you'd think it was fair treatment.
RHIANNA'S CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!!! "Great food and great sex," says The Sun. The singer has the last word on Chris Brown on Good Morning America today:
KATIE COURIC'S FORBIDDEN DANCE OF GIN!!! She actually looks pretty slick on the dance floor.
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