Friday, November 27, 2009
Geek Humpy's Black Friday Sexual Star Wars Toys X-Mas List!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 2:44 PM
As long as you're buying bullshit anyway, here are three suggested gifts from my "Complete List of Gifts That Should Be Bought For Me, Okay? List, Unabridged and Annotated." And surprise! They are Star Wars related and 100% real.
- "Goodness, the feel of cellophane tape on my nether circuits is so... so... erotic."
The C-3PO Cellophane Tape Dispenser!
- Yes, I know Jar Jar is annoying... but oh. The things he does with his tongue.
The Jar Jar Binks Monster Mouth Candy Tongue!
- Actually, these are for my 12-year-old girlfriend.
Princess Leia Underoos!
For more freaky and disturbingly sexual Star Wars toys, check out the amazing Star Wars: 1,000 Collectibles: Memorabilia and Stories from a Galaxy Far, Far Away coffee table book, on sale now at Amazon.com!
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