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Friday, November 27, 2009
Health So Today I Woke Up with Lung Cancer
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 11:10 AM
So today I woke up with lung cancer... WTF?? Then I realized maybe I shouldn't have followed the suggestion of this 1936 Camel ad advising me to smoke after every Thanksgiving course.
Not only do I have lung cancer, but I'm STILL constipated. Thanks a pantload, Camel!!
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