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Monday, November 30, 2009

Look, There's a Monkey on Karl Rove's Head.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 11:21 AM

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I don't know what the fuck to do with this, but for some reason, I feel like it needs to be seen. Via some press release I just received:

Crystal, star of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, makes friends with Karl Rove on Fox and Friends in celebration of the Blu-ray and DVD release on 12/1.

Do with this information what you will.

 

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I fucking hope that Crystal takes a shit on Karl's bald dome. That would be amazing.
Posted by Graham on November 30, 2009 at 12:05 PM · Report
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All the partisan rhetoric in the world cannot argue with the look of joy on a child's face.
Posted by Dave Bow on November 30, 2009 at 12:05 PM · Report
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Monkey? That "monkey" looks like a little devil with horns and all.
Posted by jacob.s on November 30, 2009 at 1:43 PM · Report

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