Scheisse! Mayor Sam Adams' old website, Commissioner Sam.com has been taken over by a German site-squatter!

BabelFish translates part of the first paragraph as, "Not one hair (except natural at the scalp) is desired on the bright skin. The figure must a tendency be ideal and/or may also gladly times to hunger death exhibit."

I imagine Team Adams must have let the domain name lapse and it got snapped up by Aloe Vera-loving Germans.

H/T to Michelle (though it looks like Edwardio spotted it, too)