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Friday, December 4, 2009
Sports / SEX Wait... Why is Tiger Woods Freakier Than Me?
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 4, 2009 at 5:00 PM
So according to this article at Radar, friends of Rachel Uchitel (one of the thousands of Tiger Woods' mistresses that have popped up in the last few days) are saying she took drugs with the golfer before they had sex. NO PROBLEM THERE. However! She also allegedly told them she loved having "Ambien sex."
Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'"
Umm… WHAAAA?? Why have I not had Ambien sex yet? Am I the only one? I hate being left out! Is this why my doctor looked at me funny when I asked for a prescription? Have YOU ever had Ambien sex? Well? HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD "AMBIEN SEX"?
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