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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Presenting the "Hood Thong"

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 4:03 PM

There's nothing to really to say about this other than "look," "insert Lady Gaga joke here," and "nice clump-of-yarn pasties.":

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If you think you've found the perfect Christmas gift (I can think of at least three people off the top of my head who would love one of these), beware:

We have not gone into full production on the Hood Thong, but we are taking custom orders. This means a few things. a) You will be getting one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion around. b) It will be a bit expensive until we get it into China, but totally worth it in everyone's opinion. If interested fill out the form below and we can work it out. Thanks.

(Temperature controlled?) Yay for Buzzfeed. For more occasionally sober, and somewhat practical advise on doing your holiday shopping, see MOD.

 

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I would totally rock that!
Posted by scrappers on December 10, 2009 at 12:25 PM · Report

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