"I'm an unmarried heterosexual woman," writes Jamie Frevele, on eBay. "And since I probably won't be using my right to get married, I would like to give it away. I would like to sell it to the highest bidder and donate the proceeds to an organization that supports LGBT rights since the government designed to protect all of us is picking and choosing based on what they think is icky, weird, or unkown to them."
*some of us are actually kept, washed. But truth in advertising, you know. I'd hate for you to be disappointed.
All auction proceeds go to Outside In! Still, that just sounds desperate at this point. I know.
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