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Thursday, December 10, 2009

FACT: Everything Nicolas Cage Does Is Hilarious.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Dec 10, 2009 at 1:48 AM


Behold! The trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice, in which Nicolas Cage plays a wizard a magician himself a sorcerer who does goofy-ass magic and talks all stupid. And yes, film nerds, this movie is apparently based on that one part in Fantasia in which Mickey Mouse tries to go all Harry Potter but fucks it up and gets beaten up by some mops or drowns or something? I don't know, Fantasia is like NyQuil: The Movie, so like I can remember how that part of it ended. Anyway, The Sorcerer's Apprentice will be just like that one scene in Fantasia, except without Mickey Mouse and with Nicolas Cage! Or something.

Also, Disney? It's not too late to do some reshoots so you can have Nicolas Cage getting attacked by bees in this thing. Because if there's one thing people just can't fucking get enough of, it's seeing Nicolas Cage getting attacked by bees.

Via FilmDrunk.

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