This Week in the Mercury
Friday, December 11, 2009
Charity Auction ACK! Only 5 Hours Left in the Mercury Auction! ACK!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 11, 2009 at 12:14 PM
HOLY CRAP! The final push in this year's Mercury Online Charity Auction has begun, and oh boy, the bidding is currently fast and furious! THERE IS LESS THAN FIVE HOURS LEFT, so don't let this year's auction pass you by, because we have over 70 awesome packages to choose from, and you can pick up your gifts in plenty of time for Christmas!
Here are some great deals for you to bid on!
• HELLO MR. HOTTIE! Super cool clothes for you guys from such trusted names as No Star, Bridge and Burn, and Oh Snap! And the current price is a low, low $51!
• 24 Cases of Red Bull! Buy it for your business, next company party, or to send yourself into cardiac arrest! It's only $81!
• Be a Bishops Star! Get dolled up by an actual stylist and have your photo taken for the Bishops ad on the backpage of the Mercury! Voila, you're famous! And HOT. Currently only $78.01!
• A Guided Tour of Enchanted Forest for you and your family from the man who designed it, Oregon's famous Roger Tofte! Plus roller skating passes! That's a LOT of fun for currently only $152.50!
• A Glowing Feature about YOU in the Mercury! Our best writers will write a page feature about you, your pet, your grandma—whoever! Use it to propose to your soon-to-be fiance! The current price of $355 is a steal!
And don't forget this AMAZING SXSW PACKAGE easily worth $2000!
Folks, the good people who run OUTSIDE IN (helping homeless teens and disadvantaged adults) really need our help. And the Mercury Charity Auction is the perfect way to do that and have fun in the process!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THERE'S LESS THAN FIVE HOURS LEFT!
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