See, the problem with the Snuggie is that the goddamn thing won't fit around your neck! Thank god in heaven then for THE NECKY (also known as "the ascot") which will protect your precious throat from the elements, vampires, and dying in an embarrassing Isadora Duncan sort of way. Take it away, the slightly-dirty-sounding Necky!
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