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Monday, December 14, 2009

Fashion Freezing Throat, Meet... THE NECKY!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 14, 2009 at 12:27 PM

See, the problem with the Snuggie is that the goddamn thing won't fit around your neck! Thank god in heaven then for THE NECKY (also known as "the ascot") which will protect your precious throat from the elements, vampires, and dying in an embarrassing Isadora Duncan sort of way. Take it away, the slightly-dirty-sounding Necky!

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1
Hopefully they have a version acceptable for people with tracheotomies.
Posted by NIG GER on December 14, 2009 at 2:08 PM · Report
2
A peice of fabric that keeps your neck warm! I can't believe that no one had ever thought of that!
Posted by Blabby on December 14, 2009 at 3:35 PM · Report
3
But...but it covers up the cleavage! Drat
Posted by ujfoyt on December 14, 2009 at 3:45 PM · Report
4
Is it me, or does this thing look like one of those metal aprons the dentist hangs on your neck before they take x-rays in your mouth?
Posted by namarchetti on December 14, 2009 at 4:43 PM · Report
5
isn't that a just a dickey?
Posted by zakk76 on December 14, 2009 at 5:26 PM · Report
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Not only did they invent something that already exists, they didn't even do a good job at it. That thing doesn't seem very snug to your neck. I got one that fits snugly at Cycle Gear.
Posted by Andy Mesa on December 15, 2009 at 6:21 AM · Report

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