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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 9:11 AM

OBAMA: "LAST CHANCE" FOR HEALTH REFORM!!! You heard him.

CHINA/US IMPASSE ON CLIMATE TALKS!!! Spicy.

MEET THE COCO-PUS!!! Australian scientists discover coconut-carrying octopus.

COCO-PUS!
  • COCO-PUS!

A COUGAR FOR TIGER!!! Makes mistress number 14.

"WE'RE THE PERFECT PAEDO COUPLE!!!" Says The Sun.

A CELEBRITY GUIDE TO QWITTERING!!! It's all the rage.

KELLY RIPA OUTS ANDERSON COOPER!!! And Gawker goes into uber-snark.

LINDSAY LOHAN SAVES THE WORLD!!! Or, does she?

CLOONEYLAND!!! His new flick Up In The Air leads the Golden Globes nominations.

BROWN'S FOR TURNING!!! UK PM may call early election.

ALLAH-AL-NOT-BAR!!! Indiana school removes him/it from holiday show.

SHADY LADY RANCH!!! Will offer male prostitutes.

Good day.

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