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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Mmmmm, Mean Jeans at Burgerville

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 7:58 AM


In what is clearly a health violation—remember, this is a band that once promised to wipe "a booger on every single" seven-inch they released—Means Jeans will be serving up a heaping pile of pop-punk this evening at the Burgerville on 12th and Hawthorne. This isn't the first show that this particular fast food joint has hosted, but it very well might be the last. If tonight doesn't end like this video game, or in a massive food fight, I'll be shocked.

Rumor has it that the band will be recording a live seven-inch at the show, so please refrain from chewing your Half Pound Colossal Cheeseburger with your mouth open. No one needs to hear that.

End Hits: "Peter Pepper must deal with three enemies: Mr. Hot Dog, Mr. Pickle, and Mr. Egg." Video games just aren't what they used to be.

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