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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hanukkah Stories

Posted on Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 1:40 PM

I don't know about you guys, but I don't think there've been enough Hannukah-related blog posts going up. There have been some excellent Christmas tree ideas, but those of us in the I'm-half-Jewish-but-not-really-because-it's-my-dad-and-he's-actually-atheist-but-I-can-sing-two-Hanukkah-songs-and-spin-a-dreidel camp need some of our own holiday cheer. The New Yorker has a lovely little collection of stories by Yoni Brenner, just for us:

The Visitor

On a bitterly cold night on the outskirts of Vilkovishk, Velvel the Tailor and Gronam the Milkman were playing a friendly game of dreidel, when they heard a knock at the door. Surprised, Velvel opened the door to find an old man with a long gray beard shivering in the darkness. Quickly, Velvel brought him to the fire, and served him barley soup. When the color returned to the old man’s face, he noticed that the others were playing dreidel and asked if he might join them.

What followed was the greatest exhibition of dreidel that the two men—or any men—had ever seen. In less than an hour, the old man had parlayed twelve kopeks into sixty rubles, until his companions had nothing left to gamble.

Astonished, Velvel asked how it was possible for a man to have such luck.

“My friends,” the old man replied, “it is not luck. For I am the Prophet Elijah, come to reward your generosity with innumerable heavenly blessings.”

The men rejoiced, and they kissed Elijah’s hands and his cheeks. And the Prophet blessed them, and he blessed their houses and their animals; but somehow he neglected to give back the sixty rubles.

In the course of the holiday, Elijah would repeat the scam twenty-three times.


Read the rest of 'em here!

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