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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Help!! Somebody Call the "Christmas Tree Doctors!"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 11:47 AM

"Hello, 9-1-1? I have a serious Christmas tree problem on my hands! YES, THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY! I need the 'Christmas Tree Doctors' stat! Ummm... and if it's not too much to ask, can one of them be... well, you know... gay?"


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