Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Mickey Rourke Plays Jump Rope in the Iron Man 2 Trailer.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 5:02 PM

The Iron Man 2 trailer is here.

The trailer featuers: Robert Downey, Jr. being awesome. Iron Man being awesome. Glimpses of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, naturally, being awesome. Don Cheadle shooting shit. AC/DC.

Alas, it also features Mickey Rourke saying a bunch of goofy shit and jumping rope.

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to Heaven, the steamboat went to... Hello operator please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me Ill kick you from behind, the refrigerator there was a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little... ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies....
  • "Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to Heaven, the steamboat went to... Hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from behind, the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it, and cut her little... ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies...."

I'm getting a weird vibe off of this one, but (*adjusts glasses*) by and large, comic book movie sequels are better than the originals—Spider-Man 2, X-Men 2, Blade II, The Dark Knight. But then, none of those films costarred this guy, so we'll see.

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It just occurred to me that my ideal film would be a buddy comedy starring Mickey Rourke and Nicolas Cage as two former cops who've been kicked off the force for excessive drinking/grabassing, and can't get anyone to take them seriously... or can they? Featuring Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow.

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