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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Games Hipster Lotto

Posted by Jane "the Intern" Carlen on Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 10:44 AM

When the tedium of daily life and the inconvenience of single dollar bills get particularly acute, my sister buys scratch-off lotto tickets. Her favorite is the $3 Bingo game, because it takes a long time to scratch off all the bingo numbers and the scratching, well, that's part of the fun. (When you don’t win, that's all of the fun.)

As far as I’m concerned, this is a pastime time for cats.

But my scratch-happy sister is not alone, and here’s the proof: Hipster Lotto (as imagined by the Oregon Lottery).

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The ads, which have been popping up recently—including some right in this here paper—offer illustrated instructions for making an elf hat out of ham slices and jazzing up a holiday sweater by cutting off the sleeves and belly. On the website, you can get holiday party tips, take a quizto figure out what lotto character you are (Mini-Meatball Aficionado or Ugly Sweater Wearer?), watch Mike Judge-ian tv spots, and of course there's Twitter. Get it? It's for you!

Now, I don’t like lotto. I don't like its questionable claims to outweigh obvious harms with money for education. (About five percent of Oregon public school funding comes from the lotto. Recently, there was a debate over raising the commission rates for lottery retailers that would have increased the amount, but it was ultimately rejected.) On the other hand, I do like the idea of marketing to hipsters instead of the usual demographics: children and impoverished adults. (Although the marketing strategy will probably backfire and these will only be popular with broke teenagers.)

But what if this is the beginning of a terrible trend? Imagine walking into a casino, only to be handed a dirty martini in a mason jar, and spin a roulette table that looks like a record player. My god, that would be awful. Where’s the escapism? The camp? The day that Las Vegas has bike parking, well, I just hope that Cher isn't alive to see it.

 

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1
they should just put scratch-offs on the back of PBR cans.
Posted by sgart on December 17, 2009 at 11:27 AM · Report
2
Those are totally a ripoff of Roz Chast (who makes cartoons for that eminent hipster rag, the New Yorker).
Posted by Edie Bex on December 17, 2009 at 11:49 AM · Report
3
This was well written. I like you Jane the Intern.*hugs*
Posted by kiala on December 17, 2009 at 12:34 PM · Report
4
Are kids allowed to play the lottery? Think there's an age threshold.

The commercials look almost exactly like Mike Judge material. He should sue.
Posted by Blabby on December 17, 2009 at 12:44 PM · Report
5
Are kids allowed to smoke? Doesn't seem to matter.

Yeah, I think the commercials are more Mike Judge and the print ads are more Roz Chast (thanks Edie Bex). It's like they wanted to cover all the bases.
Posted by Jane Carlen on December 17, 2009 at 1:15 PM · Report
6
I play powerball twice a week, and have been (mostly) for years. And I'm super cool and hip. I don't care what the ads look like - I just want my money!!

Posted by ROM on December 17, 2009 at 1:32 PM · Report
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The artist Patrick Long made the whole ad campaign what it is, original. The Mercury is super lucky he does work for us too.
Posted by scrappers on December 17, 2009 at 2:02 PM · Report
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Roz Chast*Dan Clowes+last year's hipster cliches=original, for sure.
Posted by A CAT, probably on December 17, 2009 at 2:46 PM · Report
9
You made a great latke. Your sister is a hipster cat. I'm so drunk right now.
Posted by Stupidflowers on December 17, 2009 at 3:03 PM · Report
10
Ripping off Mike Judge? Sheesh. That's like saying anything shot in live action is ripping off Spielberg.
Posted by RJBobby on December 17, 2009 at 3:32 PM · Report
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Okay, maybe the print ads aren't *completely* Roz Chast-y, but she's been doing that style for years (here's one recent example):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36297440@N03/…
Posted by Edie Bex on December 17, 2009 at 9:31 PM · Report
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Yeah, Edie, I thought the text on it is similar to text on Chast's work. But the characters aren't. The idea is, though.
Posted by ROM on December 18, 2009 at 9:47 AM · Report

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