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Friday, December 18, 2009

Put Christ Back Into Christmas... By Killing Santa

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 4:07 PM

Often around this time of year I ask myself, "Why isn't Christmas about Jesus wielding a double barrel shotgun?" Honestly, that would be more interesting than the star and the shepherds and the BLAH BLAH BLAH zzzzzzzzzz. Apparently Ron Lake of Nipomo, CA, agrees with me. I mean, what's more compelling than the thought of our Lord and Savior hunting down and killing a man trying to bring presents to good boys and girls all over the world? That's a rhetorical question, of course.

Hat Tip to FARK

 

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I think there are a lot of people who would also agree with this. So I would like to invite you to an event that doesn't surround all of the BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Feel free to spread the word. Details below:


Saturday, December 19, 7:00pm

Women’s Voices Rise Up in Celebration of Human Resistance!

Connect with other community activists at a feminist year-end celebration of the tenacious human spirit. The evening will feature seditious music, fiery poetry, subversive spoken word, and an outrageous open mic. Funds raised will fuel the activism of two fabulous, grassroots organizations: Radical Women and In Other Words Women’s Books and Resources. All genders welcome!


Held at In Other Words Women’s Books and Resources, 8 NE Killingsworth Street, Portland. Accessible on Tri-Met bus lines #44 and #72. Door donation $5-10. An array of scrumptious desserts available for $4.00. Everyone Welcome! Childcare provided.


For information or to arrange work exchanges call 503-240-4462 or email rwpdx@igc.org.
Posted by Optimistic on December 18, 2009 at 4:36 PM · Report
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Holy shit! I grew up there. That's where my parents live.
Posted by dirigibleduck on December 19, 2009 at 4:45 PM · Report

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