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Friday, December 18, 2009

The Mercury Gambling Challenge: Man vs. Pug

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 3:42 PM

Olive and Matt in Vegas. What happened there, stayed there.
  • Olive and Matt in Vegas. What happened there, stayed there.

The Mercury's Scientific Gambling Institute has embarked (sorry for the pun) on a mission to determine who is more reliable when it comes to sports gambling: man or pug. We were fortunate to secure gambling expert Matthew Slessler—his can't miss 5-star lock of the day: bet it all on the Minnesota Lynx of the WNBA—as our human subject. His opponent, weighing in at a portly 17lbs., Olive the Pug.

Each contestant picked every single BCS bowl game—all 34 of them—and after the final game (the BCS championship on January 7th) we will declare a winner. Slessler picked the games using a complicated formula of spreads and shady insider tips, while Olive was presented with dual dog treats—her favorite brand—on a piece of paper marked with each college bowl team. The treat she devoured indicated her pick. 34 treats later, she is still hungry.

A true gambler at work.
  • A true gambler at work.

The bowl season starts tomorrow evening and we will post updates on how each gambler is progressing. Let's just say, I like the pug's chances.

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Throwing my name in the hat for betting Olive wins.

Posted by Distro Viking on December 18, 2009 at 2:51 PM | Report this comment

I don't care what it's about - I want more posts with Olive!

Posted by jriley on December 18, 2009 at 3:21 PM | Report this comment

Olive by a nose.

Posted by atomic on December 18, 2009 at 3:39 PM | Report this comment
Posted by dogfood on December 18, 2009 at 3:59 PM | Report this comment

Olive is win.

Posted by ChrisMurray on December 20, 2009 at 10:26 AM | Report this comment

Is this the same Olive the pug that lives (or used to live) on NW 23rd, at Hoyt? Her owner used to bring her in to Coffee People when I worked there back in the day...

Posted by Tommy on December 30, 2009 at 8:13 PM | Report this comment

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