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Monday, December 21, 2009

Chris Uploads Katie's BJ List to Facebook

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 at 11:35 AM

So Katie narc'd out her brother Chris to their parents, because he had a 12-pack of brew hidden in his room. Chris has since retaliated by uploading Katie's "dick sucking list" to Facebook. Three questions! 1) Is this hilarious? (Answer: Yes.) 2) What should Katie's response be, other than "OMG Chris! Take this fucking list down right now!"? (Answer: Nuclear holocaust?) And 3: Hey, Katie. I cut my hair. So now will you go out with me? (Answer: Still waiting on that one.)

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