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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Very Seventies Christmas: Part II

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Tue, Dec 22, 2009 at 4:59 PM


Yes, drugs. I only mention them because the ‘70’s would not have been the ‘70’s without cocaine, Quaaludes, amyl nitrate, and marijuana.

The same goes for Christmas, really. Is there anything better than wallowing in the warm, limp embrace of a couple ‘ludes and staring at the lights on your tree while listening to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sing Silent Night?

Trick question! The answer is NO! There’s nothing better!

Except maybe getting high and listening this:

But whatever you do, don't get high and watch this! I don't care if it's Christmas! Don't do it!


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