The Portland All-Ages Music Scene (That Portland Doesn't Want You to Know About)
This seems obvious, if a decade late in the making, but remember Lisa Loeb? Sure ya do:
Well it turns out that she is clawing her way out of the nearly forgotten past by launching a line of eyewear. "Flirty. Approachable. Witty. Sincere..." eyewear, at that. Set to launch in 2010, it's safe to expect cat-eye shapes (ooooover it) "in black and tortoiseshell, as well as embellished options punctuated with rhinestones and etchings." Is this really what the future, the dawn of a new decade heralds? Freaking cat-eye glasses? Ooof. Bored.
MOD: Flirty. Approachable. Witty. Sincere.