Here's the new trailer for the Karate Kid remake, starring Jaden "My dad is Scientologist Will Smith" Smith, and Jackie "I'm actually going to try and act in this one" Chan. Three reasons why I choose to already hate it: 1) "Sweep the leg, Johnny!" is not uttered a single time in the trailer. 2) Umm... hello? Where's my boner inducing Elisabeth Shue cameo? And 3) Jackie forces the kid to repeatedly put on and take off his jacket instead of waxing his cars? No wonder kids are so goddamn lazy these days! That's BULL SHIT!! I'M ANDY ROONEY!!
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