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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 11:01 AM

Nothing's going on except… DEMS PASS HEALTH CARE REFORM BILL!

Wait… Sen. Harry Reid votes against his own bill? Nope, a momentary (and hilarious) mind fart.

Obama: "Thanks for the health care, now I'm off to Hawaii, bitches!"

Not exactly surprising: Nazis steal Auschwitz sign to fund terrorist attacks.

Note to anyone reading this in the Midwest: YOU'RE SNOWED IN.

RIP "Sports Machine": Broadcaster George Michael is dead.

Small, invitation only funeral for Brittany Murphy this evening.

Cougar Alert! Susan Sarandon splits from Tim Robbins; is back on the market, dudes!

Injuries, shminjuries... Blazers take Spurs, 98-94!

Thief steals AG John Kroger's briefcase and badge from car! Bad mistake, thief! Baaaaad mistake.

And finally Tay "Chocolate Rain" Zonday sings "You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch." Because it's Christmas! And the internet, yo!


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