Last year, dear Blogtown denizens, I gave you "Christmas in the Stars" and "R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas." (YOU'RE WELCOME.) This year: the nonsensical "What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)" and the even more nonsensical "The Odds Against Christmas." Enjoy them... if you dare.
What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)
The Odds Against Christmas
Thanks for doing your damnedest to ruin Christmas, Meco Monardo.
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