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Friday, December 25, 2009

Astronomy What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas?

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Dec 25, 2009 at 8:00 AM

Above: Artwork inspired by the most terrifying piece of slash fanfic ever written.
  • Above: Artwork inspired by the most terrifying piece of slash fanfic ever written.

Last year, dear Blogtown denizens, I gave you "Christmas in the Stars" and "R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas." (YOU'RE WELCOME.) This year: the nonsensical "What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)" and the even more nonsensical "The Odds Against Christmas." Enjoy them... if you dare.

What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

The Odds Against Christmas

Thanks for doing your damnedest to ruin Christmas, Meco Monardo.

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