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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Geek / Fashion New Adidas Star Wars Sneakers! (So... Where's the Admiral Ackbar Shoe?)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Sun, Dec 27, 2009 at 8:20 AM

It's the new Star Wars line from Adidas, ya'll! And the designs are subtle enough to avoid multiple ass-beatings. Double score! (THREE QUESTIONS: 1) Where's the Admiral Ackbar shoe? 2) Did they refuse to do a Jar Jar version because they couldn't design anything uglier than the Yoda shoe? And 3) which pair(s) would you be caught dead/not caught dead in?)

LUKE
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Many more after the jump! (Hat tips to Hot Tipper Mark! Got a tip? Click the tipper next to the B-town logo!)

FALCON
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TIE
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DEATH STAR
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SAND TROOPERS
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DUEL
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YODA
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VADER
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AT-AT
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X-WING
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1
It's "y'all," as in "you all." I don't know where you're getting this "ya'll" shit.
Posted by sgp on December 27, 2009 at 10:48 AM · Report
2
I guess Adidas had to strike while the iron is hot. No sense waiting for all this Star Wars hype to die down.
Posted by Dave Bow on December 27, 2009 at 12:27 PM · Report
3
I want a pair of Wattos. Also perhaps a pair of high-top Berus.
Posted by TSW on December 27, 2009 at 5:04 PM · Report
4
Oooh, my bones are aching! Better get home quick!
Posted by Marq on December 28, 2009 at 11:51 AM · Report
5
Would you guys just add a 'Star Wars' tag already?
Posted by PRWalters on December 28, 2009 at 12:54 PM · Report
6
Ooh, got another one!

I'll take a nice pair of Shmi-kers.
Posted by TSW on December 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM · Report

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