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Monday, December 28, 2009

Y2K10 is Coming! With Jesus! Look Busy!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 3:25 PM

PANIC, YOU GUYS! Y2K10 is coming, and our computers are gonna shut down, and our kitchen sinks won't turn on, and our traffic lights will blink like it's some kind of goddamn disco, and Jesus will swoop down from heaven to take away the just, while the rest of us are left behind with sinks that don't work and NO INTERNET!!
Wait... this is just an old religious commercial for Y2K made in 1999? Well... I'M SORRY, but this guy's voice is just so beautiful and convincing!!

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