Turns Out Portland Cops Have Quietly Been Arresting People For Camping All Year
PANIC, YOU GUYS! Y2K10 is coming, and our computers are gonna shut down, and our kitchen sinks won't turn on, and our traffic lights will blink like it's some kind of goddamn disco, and Jesus will swoop down from heaven to take away the just, while the rest of us are left behind with sinks that don't work and NO INTERNET!!
Wait... this is just an old religious commercial for Y2K made in 1999? Well... I'M SORRY, but this guy's voice is just so beautiful and convincing!!
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