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Monday, January 4, 2010

Poll / Gossip Shirtless Tiger Woods in Vanity Fair: WOULD YOU TAP THAT?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Well, well, well… what do we have here? A shirtless Tiger Woods gracing the cover of February's Vanity Fair (AKA the TMZ of the literati set).

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I love how VF works the imagery of this pre-scandal Annie Leibovitz photo into their press release, thusly:

Woods "had always been the bionic man in terms of personality, controlling to a fault," Bissinger writes. He calls the pre-scandal Woods "the perfect man and pitchman for our imperfect times, a charming non-person," noting that "with Woods, everything was crafted to produce a man of nothing, with no interior--non-threatening and non-controversial." But "in the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality.... He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn't: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant."

Ah, subtlety. Such a 20th century conceit. ANYWAY! The photo does make me think of one thing that I hadn't considered about Tiger before the scandal broke—and that's the boner in my trousers. So walk a mile in the mistresses' eff-me pumps, and truthfully answer the following incredibly scientific (and as subtle as a Vanity Fair feature) Mercury poll:

WOULD YOU TAP THAT?

 

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1
He needs to do more push ups and shoulder work. Those moobs are shameful on a pro athlete. Shameful.
Posted by Matt Davis on January 4, 2010 at 12:03 PM · Report
2
Yeah 'cos you're yoked eh DAVIS? Lets see ,Tiger gains 20 ibs, his lettuce is falling out and his sex drive is in overtime and he PED's. Hmmmm
Posted by The Showstopper on January 4, 2010 at 4:03 PM · Report
3
PS His wife already hit it...WITH A 3 WOOD! Boom. Outta here
Posted by The Showstopper on January 4, 2010 at 4:09 PM · Report
4
I mean knows a Canadian dr who allegedly distributes PED's. Allegedly
Posted by The Showstopper on January 4, 2010 at 4:10 PM · Report
5
1) No, doesn't do anything for me.
2) People that have 10+ sex partners at the same time just seems like a good way to get an STD.
Posted by Matthew D on January 4, 2010 at 7:02 PM · Report
6
Agreed especially is he isn't using any protection.
Posted by STDnoob on January 25, 2010 at 11:58 PM · Report

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