If you've been trolling the Craigslist want-ads daily like me, looking for bread crusts to dip in your water, you also saw this:
Oxygen’s hit show “The Bad Girls Club” is casting in Portland!
"The Bad Girls Club brings seven self-proclaimed 'bad girls' together in a beautiful mansion. Will living together help them move forward and turn their lives around or will chaos rule? Are you independent, spirited, opinionated, outspoken or endlessly entertaining....then you just might have what it takes to be a member of The Bad Girls Club."
Who? What? Where? Why? Why not? More info here.
How much is your dignity worth? A chance to live in a "beautiful mansion?" A chance to live forever on YouTube?
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