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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Goddammit, Avatar Nerds. Stop It.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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Via FilmDrunk comes the following hilarious and terrible realization:

Now that the Avatar forums... have heated up, it appears we may have as much fun with Avatards as we did with Twihards. More, even. Avatards are like Twihards’ older, computer programming cousins.

Care to read some excerpts from the naviblue.com forums? Yeah. Thought so.

Ever since i went to see Avatar i have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na'vi made me want to be one of them. I cant stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers i got from it. I even contemplate suicide thinking that if i do it i will be re birthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in Avatar.. I cant find joy in this world since Ive seen it, and the only thing that makes me happy is thinking about it or when im seeing it next, which is Saturday at the imax..

I have felt exactly the same way every time i see something incredible. I used to become very depressed in such times, but not as much with Avatar. i have so much access to things avatar i can delve into it when i feel depressed. i would suggest buying the soundtrack and listening to it a lot! i listen to it almost every waking moment so i can get a bit of help imagining Pandora. Think really hard about Pandora and the Na'vi when you go to bed so it helps channel your dreams int the direction you want. lots of posters and cool plants in your room can help too. watch it online despite the poor quality and see it in the theaters as much as you can. dont worry, you can always pull out of stuff like this. watch planet earth or something so you can see that earth isnt so bad really. i became extremely depressed when i saw Lord of the Rings and wanted to die so i could go to heaven and have middle earth there. it wore off. there are ways of dealing with suicidal thoughts. you arent the only one whos had them :D . you arent alone. wer here for you. :)

As a Christian, i believe that Heaven is the greatest place to be in, its like paradise, and i believe that pandora is like Heaven or paradise. As long my morals, faith, and relationship to God is strong and good, then hopefully when i die old, i will enter Heaven, and hopefully, Heaven will be like Pandora. I am 16 so a have long journey to approach, and until then, i am keeping my faith and morals good and strong to God, and enter Heaven.

This shit is getting intense. Can you handle it? FilmDrunk has more.

In related news, Avatar is now the third-highest grossing movie of all time. In a few days, it'll knock off The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King for the number-two spot, leaving James Cameron with the two highest-grossing movies of all time. In other words, those naviblue.com forums aren't going away anytime soon.

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